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Easily Distracted Side Quest Specialist Shirt

$24.99
Comfort Colors® Colors: Black
Clothing sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product

Are you a certified expert at starting seventeen projects, finishing zero, and somehow ending up reorganizing your sock drawer at 2 AM? This shirt gets it.

"Easily Distracted Side Quest Specialist & Executive Dysfunction Expert" — because some of us don't avoid tasks, we just have a very flexible definition of "priority."

Perfect for anyone whose brain decides that RIGHT NOW is the time to deep-clean the junk drawer, research a random topic for 3 hours, or suddenly learn a new skill — while the original task waits patiently (or not).

Shirt Features

  • 100% COTTON (the highest quality & softest ring-spun U.S. cotton
  • SIZES (from Small to 4XL)
  • PRE-SHRUNK (the size you buy, is the size it'll stay)
  • PERFECT Thickness (not too thin, not too heavy)
  • NO Side Seams (because seams are gross)
  • DOUBLE Stitched (won't fall apart when you wear it every day)
  • SORRY There's A Tag (we're trying to get them removed though)

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do not dry-clean

This product is coming soon!

Garment-dyed fabric

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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